Etiquette, Charm, and Beauty for the Woman of Today

Musings on etiquette, charm, and beauty from days of yore. A comparative analysis of the way things used to be, the way they are, and the way they should be.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Etiquette: Pass the Salt, Please

Dear Reader,

To-day's lesson comes about, albeit unfortunately, from an experience I had earlier this morning at a club meeting. I must say that I am disappointed that two women with whom I have made an acquaintance behaved in such a way that I had to write this post! Of course, because I am highly familiar with the rules of decorum, I will not mention this post to them, as not to cause unjust embarrassment (no lady of charm EVER corrects another's manners, especially in public!--a mother correcting her child is the ONLY exception, and this as well calls for utmost discretion); however, if they come upon this post per chance, then let this be a lesson to them!

We are discussing the art of passing, not of dying my dear (we will leave that for another day's lesson), but passing, that is, handing something to someone else. There is an art to this, dear reader, so do not let yourself be surprised by this instruction. I will take to-day's example: one lady on my left wanted to pass a note to the lady on my right. Well, you can imagine my disgust and astonishment when the lady to my left simply thrust the note in front of my face, waiting for her recipient to collect it. I had to control my facial expression as not to embarrass either of these ladies or lose my composure; however, you will now find two fewer names listed on my bridge luncheon invitation list! I will proceed to explain the proper way to deliver such an item:

1. First of all, one should not be passing notes or other items during a club meeting or other gathering unless it is an absolute emergency. It is disrespectful to the speaker and disruptive to the others in the audience. If there is no emergency, simply wait until after the function to discuss your matter.
2. If an emergency arises, politely ask the person sitting next to you (in a delicate whisper--discretion is most important here) to kindly pass the note to the person opposite her and ask the person's pardon for your actions. Practically speaking, simply state something like, "I hate to impose upon you like this, but would you mind passing this note to Mrs. So and So on your right--it is quite important." Anytime one of your body parts must cross another's path, please ask permission, and then ask to be pardoned. No one is appreciative of body parts in her personal space, unless of course you are married, then your husband's person should be eagerly welcomed (we will also discuss this when we have a more discrete moment).

At table:

The above rules apply again for passing food or condiments at table. Here is an example so you will be correct:

"Mother, would you mind passing me the salt, please?" (of course dear, you have tasted your food first before asking for any additional condiments). Each person passes the item to her immediate neighbor until it arrives at its final destination. No reaching in front of anyone else, please.

If your are a hostess at a dinner party and do not have hired help (you poor dear!), you may clear the dishes (or better yet, employ your well behaved children in this regard), from each guest's right. Remember this little ditty, "leave from the left, remove from the right" as to never infringe upon a guest's view or space. Good hired help should know this, but do monitor your servants before hosting your dinner party of society guests.

Well, dear reader, that is all for to-day. I hope that this lesson will assist you in maintaining your position in your community. No note passing or rude table behavior is ever worth the risk of being removed from the social register, or worse yet, from my personal address book.

Until next time...

HF

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Hildegarde,

Is it proper to place salad dressing on the dining table? What is the proper way to pass the salt and pepper if you would like to use it also? Who gets to use it first? Please advise...

Alwaysata Loss

6:24 PM  
Blogger Hildegarde Fillmore said...

Dear Ms. Loss,

How commendable to recognize your deficiencies and to call upon my expertise at this fine hour! The first step in becoming charming is to know that improvment is needed. I wasn't always the charming and gracious hostess that I am today, if that is possible for you to believe. Everyone must start somewhere! Dear Reader, you too can become a delicate flower of a lady with my simple and practical advice.

Now, to your questions. You may place salad dressing on your table; however, it must be in a nice decanter or serving bowl with a spoon. NEVER put any condiment on the table in its original container if you want to present yourself a charming and dutiful hostess. The only exception is if you are at a backyard BBQ with family or very close friends--then it is most practical to be simple and to protect your fine china, sterling, and crystal. You may use the original plastic containers in this instance, but in this instance only.

As for the salt and pepper, firstly, they must ALWAYS be passed together. It matters not if the salt or pepper were requested singly; salt and pepper must always remain a couple. It is always best to have the salt and pepper passed directly to the person who requested them. Even if you would like to use these extraordinary spices first, it may put a question in requestor's eye if you "but in" and use them, even if it is making its way by your place at the table first. Always send the condiments directly to the requestor, then ask for them back politely. For example, you may say, "would you mind passing the salt and pepper after you have finished with them?", etc. This is most important at a society dinner. Now, if you are among those delightful friends of your inner circle or family, you may interrupt the flow by saying politely to the requstor, "would you mind if I used the salt and pepper before it arrives your way?". This lets the requestor know that you are considerate of her feelings and of couse, she will not object. However, this exception is only acceptable in the circumstance I have mentioned. Never do this at the White House or you for certain will not be invited to return! One way to avoid this dilemma entirely is to provide salt and pepper cellars (along with their respective spoons) to each guest.

I hope this helps your quandries, dear reader. Take this advice and you will enter the next phase of your loveliness program!

Until next time...

HF

10:32 PM  

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